Written by Jim Dalrymple
It’s unfortunate, but Joel is absolutely right.
The idea is hilarious: real conversations a dad has with his two year old daughter, with a grown man reenacting the daughter’s role.
They’re six episodes into it and each one makes me laugh my ass off, because I’ve had these same conversations with my three kids over the years. Making a guy with five o’clock shadow run the kid’s lines, though, provides a level of surrealist weirdness worthy of David Lynch.
Written by Peter Cohen
I can only hope American artists will soon address our growing chrome dinosaur skeleton gap with Europe.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
If you’re going to get someone to list their favorite Punk albums of all-time, Rollins is a solid choice.
Written by Peter Cohen
Bose Corporation may be a perennial favorite target of derision among audiophiles, but there’s no question that their products have had a profound effect on the consumer and pro audio business. You can hardly go on a airplane flight without seeing at least a few of your fellow passengers wearing Bose noise-cancelling headsets (they’re also standard equipment for tank crews and Air Force pilots), and Bose speakers are common sights in homes and commercial installations alike. The company’s innovations have also had a profound effect on the development of automobile suspensions.
John Moltz and John Gruber have both run links to a story about a lawyer who says his porn addiction is Apple’s fault; he was suing Apple for injunctive relief and damages, alleging Apple should have done more to keep him from being able to view Internet porn.
It’s a ridiculous lawsuit, yes, but it’s worth noting – as the Above the Law blog did (the original source for this news) – that the lawyer in question was placed on “disability inactive status” in 2011. It’s pretty clear that he has…issues.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Apogee’s Symphony 64 | ThunderBridge enables Apogee’s flagship audio interface, Symphony I/O, to connect to any Thunderbolt equipped Mac for true Thunderbolt compatibility and performance. Capable of up to 64 channels of input and output at sample rates up to 192kHz, Symphony 64 | ThunderBridge delivers impressive channel counts at unprecedented speeds for a latency and hassle free recording experience that meets the requirements of the most demanding professional audio I/O applications.
Apogee’s gear is some of the best in the industry, trusted by studios and engineers. It’s great to see a solution that allows the Symphony I/O to be connected to Thunderbolt equipped Macs.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Taylor Guitars continues to celebrate its newest body shape, the Grand Orchestra, with the addition of two new rosewood/spruce models, the 718e and 818e.
My Taylor acoustic is one of the most amazing guitars I’ve ever heard.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
I’d like to thank MoneyWell for sponsoring The Loop’s RSS feed this week. MoneyWell is personal finance software that increases your wealth while reducing your debt using the tried-and-true envelope-budgeting method.
July 12, 2013
Ann and Nancy Wilson (Heart) and John Bonham’s son Jason, backed by the Joyce Garrett Youth Choir, do an amazing rendition of “Stairway to Heaven” that brings the guys to tears. (Recorded at the Kennedy Center Honors for Led Zeppelin last December.)
Written by Jim Dalrymple
It’s dropping the prices on the Surface RT tablets by $150. So, I guess having Office on a tablet wasn’t as big as Microsoft thought.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
In an email to employees Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer explained how the company is realigning. It damn near put me to sleep.
Written by Peter Cohen
An oldie but goodie from Angry Mac Bastards’ patron saint (and my literary hero), Harlan Ellison.
July 11, 2013
Written by Peter Cohen
So now, friends, to today’s Startup 101 class. The subject is decency and the thesis is painfully simple:
Dont Be An Asshole.
This is truly not a deep philosophical argument about individual freedom, nor is it about what a company can legally do given their terms of licensure. It’s about doing the right thing.
Uber is the alternative to cabs that’s popping up in cities all over the place. I tried them for the first time last month when I was in San Francisco for WWDC – a city that’s notoriously hard to get a cab in that isn’t either driven by a complete fucking idiot who doesn’t know where he’s going, smells like shit, piss, puke or the ass of an incense merchant, or has a credit card machine that’s mysteriously not working that day.
I have to say, I was really impressed. The service is prompt, the app works great, the cars are clean and the drivers are polite.
But the first time they try to gouge me on price? My response would be, “Fuck you right in the neck.”
Written by Peter Cohen
This officially makes NHL 14 the MOST AWESOME NHL CONSOLE GAME EVER.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Will Connors for WSJ:
As part of its restructuring, the company is planning to cut more jobs across middle management in the sales and support divisions, say people familiar with the matter, on top of the 5,000 layoffs last fiscal year.
Part of the latest cuts included Richard Piasentin, the company’s vice president for sales in the U.S., who was fired last month, these people said.
At some point there will be no more fat to cut from the company. I doubt it’s the sales teams fault—it sounds more like people just don’t want the product.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Adam Engst takes a look at the Apple’s ebook trial and answers some of the questions everyone has asked over the past few months.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Because of slower-than-expected sales, Verizon now must double its iPhone sales of last year. If it falls short, the company could be on the hook for as much as $14 billion, Moffett Research said in a report released this week.
That’s an incredible amount of money to pay because you didn’t sell as many iPhones as expected. However, I don’t know of any other carrier in the world that hasn’t met sales expectations.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
BGR had some time with the new Nokia Lumia.
Written by Peter Cohen
If you could have shown me the web in 1983, or even 1993, I would have cheerfully traded an infinite number of computer magazines for the chance to read an endless, endlessly diverse quantity of information about tech products, updated not once a month but all day, every day, for free.
I would have too. But I would have thought twice if I realized just how much shit would be posted too.
Yeah, magazines are old tech and they’re on the way out. But journalism is still very much an industry in transition. I’m not sure that we’ve replaced what was there with something that is, on the whole, better.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Sascha Segan:
So you see the self-serving nature of this study: Adeven is trying to boost its business by making app developers worry they won’t make any money without Adeven. In the meantime, the company promotes a half-blind idea of what Apple’s App Store is. That’s why I’m not actually linking to the study here.
When are the mainstream media going to get off their asses and realize that the “research” from these companies are designed to help those companies sell their products. Nothing else. The BBC, CNBC and the others are just assholes for falling for this type of marketing.
Written by Jim Dalrymple
Alex Vollmer is an incredible guitarist and he put out the first in a series of lessons on how to play some of the greatest guitar solos ever written. The first is for Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love.”
Written by Jim Dalrymple
I haven’t had a chance to try this one out yet, but I really like the Pod family of products. This is on the high-end of the product spectrum, so it’ll most likely be a hot item.