December 21, 2013

The gaming world is a cesspit of maladjusted, comically aggressive, emotionally (and maybe actually) adolescent males who have a deep fear and distrust of women. The problematic gamers are, naturally, almost exclusively male – and no doubt skew towards the young side. No-one’s surprised by that. I’m not surprised.

I’m with Matt.

How to open a wine bottle with your shoe

I will definitely be trying this over the holidays.

Interesting side effect when Apple shuts down iTunes Connect for the holidays: Apps that are discounted as of today (December 21) stay that same price until iTunes Connect reopens on December 28th. Follow the headline link for a good list of discounted apps. Head over to AppShopper.com for more. Be sure to click the “Price Drops” tab.

Eddie Vedder and Julie Andrews cover the Stones? Not quite

This is brilliant. Eddie Vedder brings Jeanne Tripplehorn on-stage to cover the Stones’ classic “Shattered”. The twist is, Tripplehorn does it in a dead-on Julie Andrews voice. I couldn’t help thinking as I was listening to this, “Hey, I can finally understand the words.” Heh.

Curiosity takes a selfie, updates its firmware

Here’s the latest report from the NASA Mars Science Laboratory Project on the progress of the Curiosity Mars rover. So very cool that we have a remotely controllable vehicle roaming the Martian surface. Sometimes I forget.

The team operating NASA’s Mars rover Curiosity has completed a software upgrade on the vehicle and is next planning a check of wear and tear on the rover’s wheels.

“Curiosity is now operating on version 11 of its flight software,” said Jim Erickson of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, project manager for the NASA Mars Science Laboratory Project, which operates Curiosity.

This is the third upgrade version since Curiosity’s landing on Mars16 months ago. Completing the switch from version 10 took about a week. An earlier switch to version 11 prompted an unintended reboot on Nov. 7 and a return to version 10, but the latest transition went smoothly.

Think about the complexity of that problem. Imagine sending your iPhone or Mac to Mars, then trying to install a new operating system, strictly hands off, and hampered by a relatively low-bandwidth data connection. The fact that we have updated the flight software at least 10 times (to get to version 11) and still have a working vehicle is an astounding achievement.

On a related note, the NASA Mars team recently instructed Curiosity to take this selfie of one of its tires, to get a sense of the wear on the tires as Curiosity makes its way over some pretty rocky terrain. Take a look. Those are some pretty bad-ass tires.

December 20, 2013

Happy Birthday CSS.

Eric Clapton, Keith Richards and Chuck Berry jam session

Three of the greats.

The Mac Pro is quite incredible. Watch the movie at the end of the article to see just how much power this machine has.

Greetings from Chuck Norris

Take that Van Damme.

Yamaha Corporation and Line 6, Inc. today announced a definitive agreement for Yamaha to acquire Line 6, a leading manufacturer of innovative solutions for musicians. The acquisition expands Yamaha’s portfolio of modeling guitar processing products as well as pro-audio equipment, and offers new and exciting opportunities for accelerated growth for both companies.

Holy shit, that’s big news.

Great idea for a magazine on the iPhone. We are all photographers in some ways these days.

Nice little collection of apps at a discount.

The original Mac versus Windows battle was in 1982

Was watching the 1982 remake of The Thing when I was struck by the incredible coincidence of one character named Mac (Helicopter pilot R. J. MacReady, played by Kurt Russell) and another character named Windows (played by Thomas G. Waites).

At some point in the movie, Mac is forced to use a flamethrower to burn Windows.

Pretty damned interesting. Now if only there was an android in the movie…

Another fun marketing stunt and some pretty great friends.

Dad films kids coming down the stairs at Christmas for 25 years straight

There’s something about watching these kids grow up in front of your eyes that tugs at your heart. Nice job, Dad (via reddit).

Nice little ad for Cinesite

Love a good ad. This definitely hit the spot for me. Nice job, Cinesite. Heh.

Nice little Mac tip. In a nutshell, copy the URL to the clipboard, then click the downloads icon in the upper-right corner of any Safari window. When the download popup window appears, type command-V (or select Edit > Paste). The file to which the URL points will appear in the downloads list and start its merry way to your computer.

Nice. If this seems a bit confusing (or if you don’t see the download icon in your Safari window), follow the headline link for more step-by-step instructions.

David Pierce gives a nice little tour of Apple’s newest superstar.

It cuts a striking figure, despite its relatively small stature. It’s also incredibly dense, far heavier than I expected. Ten inches tall, 6 inches around, and about weighing in at around 11 pounds, it’s definitely meant to be held by its bottom instead of its top lip.

It’s astonishingly reflective — I can see the screen clearly, and anyone who walks by is immediately recognizable — and it picks up fingerprints really easily. But it’s beautiful, understated, and looks great on a desk next to the 4K Sharp monitor we’ve paired it with. It’s particularly good-looking with its case off, exposing the Mac Pro’s machinery, but the case is required to dissipate heat. You can’t even use the Mac Pro with it off.

With pictures and a video.

December 19, 2013

Universal Audio posted which of its products are compatible with the new Mac Pro. Sadly my UAD-2 Quad will not work even in a chassis.

Well, there’s no typical day, however there is a grab bag of techniques that many UX Designers rely on at various stages of a project.

Like many professionals these days, there are a lot of different things involved.

Lessonator is a tool for creating beautiful music slideshow presentations on your Mac. It’s like a mashup between Apple’s Keynote and Garageband, where each slide is an animated music score. Lessonator creates and plays interactive slideshows containing 3d instruments, audio, video, notation (standard & tabs), images, diagrams and text. These slideshows are interactive because they can animate, ask questions, receive answers and track your musical progress.

Very cool looking app and a great idea.

Charles Arthur talking about how people and businesses are replacing computers with iPads. And then there’s this little nugget:

For instance, the 2012 Greek bailout – the biggest in history, requiring the renegotiation of €146bn of bonds among 135 principal bond owners in just 30 days – was completed using iPads. A specialised visualisation app (written by a British company, Bondholder Communications Group) ran on the encrypted, 3G-connected tablets that banks were happy to allow on their premises – something they’d never have agreed to for Windows laptops, because of security fears about viruses. Because the iPads could be updated in real time, used while on the move, didn’t constantly need charging and the progress could be shown visually, the deal was done.

I wonder how the critics find bad news in that one.

Megadeth: Frosty the Snowman and other Christmas songs

This is so awesome.

In this issue Jim Dalrymple looks at how Apple is able to capture the essence of our lives and touch us with its TV ads; Darren Murph argues that it’s time for the phone number to die; Alex Vollmer tells us all about tube amps, including a wonderful video; Kirk McElhearn looks at collecting music and how it has changed; and Nathan Snelgrove explains how a $600 guitar means so much.

Logic Pro X gets major update

Apple on Thursday released a major update to its professional audio recording and editing software, Logic Pro X. There are feature enhancements and more than 450 bug fixes in this release.

The user will be notified to download the new and updated content the first time Logic Pro X is launched after the update. A full list of all the enhancements and fixes is available on Apple’s Web site. The highlights are listed below.

Logic Pro X 10.0.5

  • 3 new Drummers and 11 new Drum Kit Designer patches
  • Significant enhancements to Channel EQ and Linear Phase EQ plug-ins including redesigned interfaces that are also accessible within the Smart Controls area
  • Solo now works as expected on channel strips using an External I/O plug-in
  • Volume and pan automation is now included in XML interchange with Final Cut Pro X
  • Loops that belong to the same family can be selected and changed using a new control in the region header
  • The waveform size in an audio region now adapts to the value of the region Gain parameter
  • The Link mode button is now available for the Piano Roll editor

MainStage 3.0.2

  • Compatible with Logic Remote v1.0.3
  • Save & load times are significantly faster
  • Workspace can be hidden to allow a larger area to view Channel Strips
  • Various stability improvements

Logic Remote 1.0.3

  • Compatible with MainStage 3.0.2

Chilling.

I truly do not get how Cy Kuckenbaker did this, but I’m sure it took a decent amount of smarts and elbow grease. In a nutshell, he took some raw traffic footage of vehicles going under an overpass and sorted all the vehicles by color, then time compressed the whole thing. It’s mesmerizing. I love the motorcycles tootling by at the very end.

The Atlantic ran this excerpt from Fred Vogelstein’s book, Dogfight: How Apple and Google Went to War and Started a Revolution. This looks really good.

By January 2007, they’d all worked sixty-to-eighty-hour weeks for fifteen months—some for more than two years—writing and testing code, negotiating soft­ware licenses, and flying all over the world to find the right parts, suppliers, and manufacturers. They had been working with proto­types for six months and had planned a launch by the end of the year . . . until Jobs took the stage to unveil the iPhone.

Chris DeSalvo’s reaction to the iPhone was immediate and visceral. “As a consumer I was blown away. I wanted one immediately. But as a Google engineer, I thought ‘We’re going to have to start over.’”

And this on Andy Rubin’s reaction:

On the day Jobs announced the iPhone, the director of the Android team, Andy Rubin, was six hundred miles away in Las Vegas, on his way to a meeting with one of the myriad handset makers and carriers that descend on the city for the Consumer Electronics Show. He reacted exactly as DeSalvo predicted. Rubin was so astonished by what Jobs was unveiling that, on his way to a meeting, he had his driver pull over so that he could finish watching the webcast.

“Holy crap,” he said to one of his colleagues in the car. “I guess we’re not going to ship that phone.”

I’ll say!

I think I’m more excited about the Mac Pro than I was about the iPad Air. Both the base and high end models show US shipping dates of December 30th.

On the low end of the scale, the bare-bones base model (3.7GHz quad-core with 10MB of L3 cache, 12GB (3x4GB) of 1866MHz DDR3 ECC, 256 GB flash, Dual AMD FirePro D300 GPUs with 2GB of GDDR5 VRAM each) is $2,999.

At the tippy top, a fully loaded high-end model (with 2.7GHz 12-core/30MB of L3 cache, 64GB (4x16GB) of 1866MHz DDR3 ECC, 1 TB flash, Dual AMD FirePro D700 GPUs with 6GB of GDDR5 VRAM each) will set you back $9,599.

There’s also an option to add a Sharp 32″ 4K LED Monitor for $3,595.

If you’ve shopped at Target between Nov. 27 and Dec. 15, chances are good this applies to you. Yeesh.

Investigators believe the data was obtained via software installed on machines that customers use to swipe magnetic strips on their cards when paying for merchandise at Target stores…

I wonder how they got access to the credit card swipers. All somehow programmable remotely? Astonishing.