February 12, 2014

Flappy Bird is gone. In its wake, we’re seeing all sorts of loopy things. There were attempts to sell Flappy-laden phones on eBay (you can’t do that – phones on eBay need to be wiped before sale. Those auctions were all taken down).

Failing in that, there’s the emerging Flappy Bird phone rental market. No, really, you can read about it here.

Next up: Android malware. In the wild, wild, west that is the Android marketplace, there are all sorts of unsavory apps out there looking to capitalize on your Flappy Bird addiction. Follow the headline link and security firm Sophos will take you on a guided tour of the Android malware.

February 11, 2014

New York Times:

Gravity is defeated, for a beat or two, when it all works perfectly, and “it’s a great feeling because you can just float,” says Jessica Jerome of the United States, who will be competing in the first women’s ski jumping competition at an Olympics.

This is interesting not just for the information provided (ski jumping is much more technical than you would imagine) but for the way it is presented too. Make sure you check out the pages on Halfpipe, Luge and Slopestyle.

The Android ecosystem today is superficially similar to the PC ecosystem, but I’d suggest that the clarity and alignment of interests of the PC ecosystem isn’t present in anything like the same way. As an Android OEM you have very little idea what Android will be in 3 years – partly because Google itself may not have a fully-formed idea. There certainly aren’t public roadmaps stretching out years in advance.

Many great points in this article.

Thinking Slowly

Note: This story first appeared in The Loop Magazine Issue 16.

As I write this, my wife is sewing a skirt. Everything is laid out—the skirt itself, the fabric she cut the material from, the thread, the scissors, a measuring tape, some pins, the sewing machine, and the pattern. It’s the first piece of clothing she’s made from scratch, and she’s thoroughly enjoying the process. I find the chatter of the sewing machine very comforting.

I’m a fan of analog tools. I depend on them. I incorporate them into my creative process no matter what I’m doing. When I’m thinking about the architecture of a piece of software, I use a whiteboard (and index cards attached to the board with magnets) long before I launch Xcode. When I’m designing a user interface, I won’t touch Photoshop until I’ve filled several pages of a paper notebook, and I have multiple uncapped pens rolling around on the desk.

And then there’s writing, of course. I mostly do that on an assortment of electronic devices—some new, like my 2013 MacBook Air, and some old, like my gorgeous PowerBook 150 from 1994. But right now I’m using something a bit more vintage: a typewriter.

All these tools are the same to me. I care about their functionality most of all, naturally, but the aesthetics are admittedly also a factor. My notepads are Moleskines (squared paper; pocket sized to carry in my coat, and large softcovers to use at my desk), my pens are Staedtler pigment liner Fineliners (I prefer the 0.3mm tips), and I get my index cards from a little shop here in Edinburgh. The typewriter is a late model Olympia Traveller de Luxe S, with the impossibly modern conveniences of 0 and 1 keys (negating the need to use uppercase ‘O’ or lowercase ‘L’, respectively), shift lock, and even a tabulator function.

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There’s a ritualistic quality to these objects, but that’s not why I love them. I use them to slow myself down. To introduce just enough friction that I’m compelled to pause. We don’t pause enough anymore. We don’t give ourselves time to think.

Instead, we try to parallelize the creative process, by thinking and doing at the same time. We think a little, then we start writing—or drawing, or we make a new software project—and then we think a little more, and so on. Our focus ends up being fragmented, and our greatest friend is the Undo command. It didn’t used to be that way.

When I’m scribbling in a notebook, I feel quite a bit of guilt. My sketches are awful. My thoughts aren’t worthy of this beautiful piece of stationery. My used notebooks will never be compared favorably with Da Vinci’s, nor perhaps even with yours. So I slow down. I think for a few moments longer, in the hope of avoiding a crossed-out word and a marred page.

On the typewriter, it’s even worse—or better, depending on how you think about it. Strike a key too gently, and the letter will be faint or invisible. Strike the wrong key, and you’ll have to remove the paper, paint over the error with correction fluid, let it dry, reinsert the paper and roll it to the correct line, position the carriage, and try again. It’s onerous, and even when you get it right, it’s physically difficult. The brakes are always applied.

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Analog tools are rich and expressive, but they’re also a leash, or a set of reins. They lock you into low gear, and they carry a penalty for sloppiness. It’s impossible to work in the same way that we do on computers and similar devices. The entire rhythm and structure of the approach is different.

There’s an old saying regarding craftsmanship: measure twice and cut once. It’s a truism, and obvious, and universally acknowledged to be good advice. Like most good advice, we rarely act on it. Our deadlines and impatience don’t allow us to, so instead we charge ahead. We make errors as always, but the main thing we lose is the time taken for forethought. We can’t prevent mistakes, but we can try to address false starts and creative cul-de-sacs.

These older, simpler tools, with all of their baggage and inefficiencies, compel us to front-load the thinking process. They necessitate a certain concentration and cognitive abstraction. They force us to measure twice. Error-correction becomes a vaguely burdensome eventuality, as it should be, rather than an omnipresent part of the creative process. The slower pace of authorship throttles the hands, allowing the mind some extra breathing room and thus more effective oversight.

Analog tools don’t believe in public betas. Instead, they believe in setting out your materials—your scissors and thread and measuring tape and fabric—then planning.

When it comes time to begin assembly, the process is more regimented and deliberate, and less like trial and error. Writing on a typewriter isn’t just slower and noisier and more tiring on the wrists; it’s also more akin to driving a car than just emitting readily-editable thoughts and seeing what sticks. It’s a performance, not a composition.

We’ve all found ourselves stuck on a problem, staring at the screen and feeling our enthusiasm and energy draining away. Perhaps we’re shifting paragraphs around or fruitlessly debugging or toggling back and forth between two designs without being able to decide which looks best. Eventually, we stand up and walk away. Invariably, the solution presents itself moments later, just as soon as we give ourselves a chance to really think.

A spoken interview will rarely produce responses as cogent as those in a written one. The nuance and artistry in a rehearsed musical piece won’t often be matched when sight-reading. We all know this. Yet we throw ourselves into these live situations in our work all the time, unprepared and exposed, hostages to chance inspiration. We’re even suspicious of those who seem to do too much planning and not enough doing.

The humble typewriter laughs at our self-limiting urgency. It reminds us that creativity isn’t the making, but rather the part that comes before: the thinking. The conception and the genesis and the synthesis. The diligence. The part that’s you, not the tool.

I won’t be submitting this article as a typescript, of course. I’ll duly retype it on a computer, send it via email, and sometime later you’ll read it on a touch-screen mobile device that hadn’t been dreamed of when my typewriter rolled off a production line in the now-nonexistent country of Yugoslavia.

I’ll open a new document in my trusty BBEdit, and stare at the blinking insertion point, knowing that the Undo command sits ever-ready in the Edit menu, and that the Backspace key on the keyboard applies some digital correction fluid automatically. I find it ever so slightly frightening. The terror of the blank page is doubled by having no mechanical barrier to expression. What to type, as the cursor sits there flashing, tapping its foot impatiently? I think that the worst possible writing machine would be one that transcribed your thoughts directly, without even requiring a keystroke.

The moment where I’ll have to open the lid of my MacBook will arrive soon, but it’s not quite here yet. For now, it’s just you and I, dear reader—and of course my typewriter, applying a drag force to every letter and punctuation mark. It’s an enforcer of austerity, in a way. You can’t use it without a certain rationing taking place. Economy of expression, and a quickly-acquired urge to really consider the entire paragraph before embarking upon it, becomes your primary concern. Maybe Strunk and White should have said “try writing it longhand, and you’ll see where we’re coming from”.

Am I suggesting you perch an antique next to your Magic Trackpad? No, not necessarily. But I think there’s a lesson here, whether your artistic output is words, code, pixels, music, movies or just about anything else.

We start too quickly. Indeed, we mistakenly believe that starting work means starting to produce. Our machines are too capable and too eager for us to rush headlong into the blank page, knowing we can always double back.

Defer starting. Put it off. Do your thinking first, even if you have to tie a hand behind your back. Allow the idea to ripen, and lay out your work—just a bit of it, at least—in front of you to consider. Perhaps it’ll take longer, and perhaps you’ll end up with the same result, but I don’t think so. I think a period of meditation leads to greater rewards later. Fewer drafts or iterations, and a piece of work that’s more structured, elemental and true.

We have a choice. We can either do our thinking piecemeal, interspersed amongst flashes of inspiration and fumbling in equal measure, or we can re-learn some old wisdom. The teachings of this implacable piece of antiquated technology, replete with gears and levers, ink and steel. A throwback from a time before Undo.

Does my wife find the artillery-barrage of the typewriter as comforting as I find the sewing machine? Admittedly not. It’s an intrusive thing; loud and impossible to ignore. But that’s the point. It’s not easy, and it’s not subtle, and it unapologetically stands on ceremony.

Words have a cost, it says, just in case we’d forgotten. Spend them wisely.

Matt Gemmell is an iOS and Mac OS X developer and user experience/interface designer, based in Edinburgh, Scotland.

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Last week saw a blog post (and no, that’s not me) intimating that Verizon was throttling Netflix streams.

Now there’s an update from a Netflix analyst, quoting Netflix CEO Reed Hastings.

That update comes to us via a note from J.P. Morgan analyst Doug Anmuth, who says he’s been talking to Netflix CEO Reed Hastings and CFO David Wells, and they told him they don’t think cable and telco companies are hampering the company’s video streams.

Anmuth doesn’t have much to report on the topic, so here are his comments in their entirety: ”Netflix does not seem overly concerned regarding Net Neutrality, and continues to believe that violations would be escalated quickly. Netflix also indicated that it has no evidence or belief that its service is being throttled.”

From Apple:

“We are excited that Denise Young Smith will expand her role to lead Apple’s worldwide human resources organization,” [spokesperson] Huguet wrote in an e-mail. “Apple University is an increasingly important resource within the company as we continue to grow, so Joel Podolny will be focusing full-time on developing and scaling the University he helped establish.”

OK, maybe not everything, but I did find this a helpful intro to the sport. I’m not sure why, but curling has become my second favorite Olympic sport to watch (behind hockey, of course, and just ahead of the strangely exciting biathlon).

“Flappy Bird was designed to play in a few minutes when you are relaxed,” says Dong Nguyen, in an exclusive interview, his first since he pulled the plug on the app. “But it happened to become an addictive product. I think it has become a problem. To solve that problem, it’s best to take down Flappy Bird. It’s gone forever.”

Fascinating how much this story has grown beyond the traditional Apple press blogs.

The Mac Pro ship date has slipped to April, first internationally, then domestically.

If I was waiting to order a new Mac Pro, I’d certainly see this as bad news. But this is a supply and demand problem, bad news, but good news too. Difficulty keeping up with demand is certainly an issue, especially if there are supply chain constraints, but how can we not see this as a terrific sign of the health of this segment of the market?

Rather than, “Apple’s Mac Pro troubled by supply chain problems”, let’s celebrate the fact that “Apple’s Mac Pro popularity continues to outpace Apple’s ability to build them”.

The iTunes “empire” of content and services would be ranked as number 130 in the Fortune 500 ranking of companies (slightly below Alcoa and above Eli Lilly).

That’s incredible.

I love Reddit AMAs. To me, they give a chance to really get to know someone, to learn things you’d never learn otherwise. I would love the chance to share a meal with Bill Gates. This is as close as I’m ever going to come.

February 10, 2014

TicketBlast is an iPhone app that helps you relive the best live events of your life, providing a place to save your shoebox full of ticket stubs and memories and share them with the world on Facebook and Twitter, all while viewing them on your iPhone.

I really wish I had this 20 or 30 years ago. I’d love to look back at all of the concerts and games I’ve been to.

If you’re looking for some more disk space or just want a cleaner Mac, MacPaw has a fresh utility that you should check out; it’s called CleanMyMac 2.

CleanMyMac 2 helps you clean out unwanted apps, data, and gigabytes of junk on your Mac. It’s a powerful cleaning app that’s beautifully designed to make cleaning and organizing your Mac as simple as can be. With CleanMyMac 2, you can manage widgets and extensions, fix broken apps, drastically reduce your iPhoto Library, and clean out old, neglected files that waste disk space.

And, thanks to its Safety Database, you can rest easy knowing that CleanMyMac 2 is 100% safe to use. The Safety Database is a gigantic collection of rules and exceptions for cleaning up and uninstalling nearly anything on your Mac! It has over 5 years of data and is updated regularly. With CleanMyMac 2 and its Safety Database, your Mac is in good hands.

So, why put off getting yourself a faster, cleaner Mac? Download CleanMyMac 2 right now to see how easy cleaning your Mac can be!

Great video from Braden Kowitz. Nobody sets out to fail at design, but it happens.

“I’ll find you and i’ll kill you.”

“I will kill you mother fucker.”

Holy shit people, calm down.

Just a damning article from Paul Thurrott, but he makes so many valid points.

Apple launches iTunes Radio in Australia

Apple on Monday announced its popular iTunes Radio service is now available in Australia.

iTunes Radio features over 100 stations with music from Apple’s extension iTunes music catalog. In addition to the exclusive “First Play” content on iTunes Radio, the streaming service also learns what type of music you like to listen to and becomes better over time.

The free version of iTunes Radio is ad-supported, but if you’re an iTunes Match customer, you can listen to the service ad-free.

I have a number of stations on iTunes Radio and have purchased music based on what the service has brought up for me. I love the ability to tune iTunes Radio for my specific tastes per channel. For example, I’m listening to my Stone Temple Pilots station right now, and I can choose between “Hits,” “Variety,” and “Discovery.”

It’s been a great service for listening and discovery for me.

Sometimes the best innovation is the simplest—that’s the case with Straptight. I’ve seen the inventor swing a guitar over his head with these on his strap and they didn’t pop off. Yet, you just twist it and it comes off when you want it to. They’re endorsed by Joe Satriani and are really inexpensive too.

In an open letter to Apple shareholders, Icahn expressed disappointment that proxy advisory firm Institutional Shareholder Services recommended that Apple shareholders vote against the $50B buyback and will drop his proposal.

Dear Fellow Apple Shareholders,

While we are disappointed that last night ISS recommended against our proposal, we do not altogether disagree with their assessment and recommendation in light of recent actions taken by the company to aggressively repurchase shares in the market.

In their recommendation, ISS points out, and we agree, that “on the spectrum of options for allocating capital, the board appears to have been sluggish only in returning excess cash to shareholders,” and even though the company has in place “one of the largest buybacks in history” we agree with ISS that this effort seems “like bailing with a leaky bucket” when “given the scale of the company’s cash reserves.”

That being said, we also agree with ISS’s observation, taking into account that the company recently repurchased in “two weeks alone” $14 billion worth in shares, that “for fiscal 2014, it appears on track to repurchase at least $32 billion in shares.” Our proposal, as ISS points out, “thus effectively only asks the board to spend another $18 billion on repurchases in the current year.”

As Tim Cook describes them, these recent actions taken by the company to repurchase shares have been both “opportunistic” and “aggressive” and we are supportive. In light of these actions, and ISS’s recommendation, we see no reason to persist with our non-binding proposal, especially when the company is already so close to fulfilling our requested repurchase target.

Furthermore, in light of Tim Cook’s confirmed plan to launch new products in new categories this year (in addition to an exciting product roadmap with respect to new products in existing categories), we are extremely excited about Apple’s future. Additionally, we are pleased that Tim and the board have exhibited the “opportunistic” and “aggressive” approach to share repurchases that we hoped to instill with our proposal. It is our expectation that Tim and the board continue to exhibit this behavior as fiduciaries to the shareholders since they clearly seem to agree that our company continues to be extremely undervalued, and we all share a common optimism with respect to the company’s bright long term future.

Sincerely yours,

Carl C. Icahn

Chevy runs new Siri commercial

Under the tagline “The New Connected Chevrolet Equinox”, Chevy’s ad shows off their new Siri integration.

Earlier today, Apple celebrated the 50th anniversary of The Beatles’ appearance on the The Ed Sullivan Show by adding a new Beatles Apple TV channel.

It was 50 years ago Sunday, on Feb. 9, 1964, that 60 percent of American TVs tuned in to watch The Beatles make their U.S. television debut on “Sullivan.” That event is considered a milestone in American culture, bringing about the “Beatlemania” craze that swept the nation.

Last night, US TV network CBS ran a special honoring the 50th anniversary, featuring some terrific covers of the Beatles, along with a reunion of sorts with Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Star singing along and together. My favorite was Joe Walsh, Dave Grohl and Gary Clark Jr. taking on While My Guitar Gently Weeps. Eric Clapton created some pretty large guitar shoes to fill, but Walsh and Clark did an admirable job.

Follow this link for various clips on the CBS site.

Apple filed public comments with the Federal Trade Commission, making their case for change. From their letter:

No firm has been targeted by PAEs more than Apple. Apple has litigated against PAEs 92 times in the past three years alone, and has received many more demands. Its experience confirms what many others have documented: although PAE activity is not necessarily harmful in theory, far too many PAEs exist only to extract undeserved royalties. As both a market leader and the PAEs’ favorite target, Apple has a special interest in policies that discourage this behavior. Apple thanks the Commission for undertaking this important study, and respectfully submits these comments on the Commission’s proposal.

The linked article brings up an upcoming Supreme Court case over when fees should be awarded in patent cases. In an amicus brief for that case, Apple says:

Apple’s success sometimes leads it to the courtroom to litigate patent disputes. Apple has seen these disputes from both sides — one day taking on a copycat and the next defending itself against a patent holder alleging infringement. Apple therefore has a strong interest in the U.S. patent system and the balance that it strives to strike between promoting innovation and fostering competition.

Recent phenomena, most importantly the meteoric rise of the patent assertion entity (“PAE”), have disrupted that balance. PAEs do not invent, manufacture, or sell any product. Many of them do nothing more than acquire vague patents, and then use litigation or the threat of litigation to negotiate royalties that are far larger than what the patents warrant. The patent assertion industry has exploded over the past decade.

Apple is the firm most targeted by PAEs. Over the last three years alone, Apple has faced a PAE’s allegations of patent infringement in 92 separate matters. 57 of these cases have been resolved. Apple has rarely lost on the merits. But victory figures as small consolation, because in every one of these cases, Apple has been forced to bear its legal fees. This reality is the lifeblood of the patent assertion industry, because the threat of fees often forces an undeserved settlement. Indeed, the opening line of many negotiations is some form of, “What we’re asking for is less than it will cost you to litigate this case to judgment.” It should come as no surprise, then, that despite its success in litigating the merits, for business purposes Apple has agreed to a settlement in 51 of the 57 closed cases. The remaining 6 cases are either outright victories or instances in which the plaintiff voluntarily walked away from its suit before judgment. Each of these cases involved a significant investment of fees and effort by Apple.

Really hoping Apple has some success here. We need to fix this system.

Flappy Bird no longer available on the App Store

Yesterday, we posted about developer Dong Nguyen’s intent to take the wildly successful app Flappy Bird down from the App Store, tweeting:

I am sorry ‘Flappy Bird’ users, 22 hours from now, I will take ‘Flappy Bird’ down. I cannot take this anymore.

Seems Nguyen followed through on his promise. Flappy Bird is gone.

February 9, 2014

Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze Behind the Scenes

Jimi was just incredible.

The very last moment of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

As has been widely publicized, Jimmy Fallon is moving on from his late night show to become the new host of the Tonight Show. Here’s the very last little bit of his last show. If the muppets don’t do it for you, just skip ahead to 3:40 and watch to the end. Nice.

Awesome air hockey robot made from 3D printer parts

This is a great bit of home-brew robotics. Jose Julio built this air hockey robot for his daughter. Nicely done.

If you are interested in learning more, here’s a link to the specifics. Start off by reading README.md.

Baxter is a fascinating step in the evolution of industrial robots. Baxter is relatively inexpensive (far cheaper than the previous generation) and is easy to train to do most physical things a human can do. Targeted at smaller companies who need to do small mechanical assembly line runs, Baxter is to assembly line robotics what the 3D printer is to large die-cut manufacturing.

Follow the headline link for a terrific writeup and check out the video below for a warm and fuzzy, but definitely informative, Baxter promotional piece.

I’m a self-professed comedy nerd and I grew up with Saturday Night Live. The creative people who wrote and produced each week’s show and the actors who brought those memorable characters to life made the after and after-after parties the stuff of legend. Great read.

Dong Nguyen, the developer of Flappy Bird, the viral hit that remains at the top of the App Store rankings, has promised on Twitter to remove the app from the App Store because the sheer amount of attention the app has drawn is something he isn’t interested in dealing with.

Amazing to watch this unfold. Early last week, the cracks started to show. A Newsweek reported contacted Nguyen, asking for an interview. Nguyen’s reply:

Hi Joe, I think press should give my game some peace. Its success is really overrate! I’m sorry, I refuse to answer questions.

And then, a few minutes later:

Press people are overrating the success of my games. It is something I never want. Please give me peace.

And finally, yesterday afternoon:

I am sorry ‘Flappy Bird’ users, 22 hours from now, I will take ‘Flappy Bird’ down. I cannot take this anymore.

As a reminder, up to this point, Flappy Bird has been an incredible success story. My guess is that some cynics will see this as a PR move, an attempt to build momentum. Personally, I think this is a developer whose life has been taken over by something he never intended, who is feeling overwhelmed by his success. It happens.

If I was Dong Nguyen’s friend (I don’t know him), I would advise him to hold off a few days before taking the app down. That is a big decision with, no doubt, unforeseen consequences. I’m guessing a takedown will make a lot of people unhappy. If the money is not an issue, perhaps you can release the app to the public domain so others can learn from your hard work or gift the whole thing to an organization like NSCoderNight or CocoaHeads.

Best of luck.

February 8, 2014

Punch:

A white-jacketed bartender steps up to the long wooden bar at the Buena Vista Café and lines up a dozen tulip-shaped glasses. Into each go two white sugar cubes pulled from a bulk box. Then comes hot black coffee in a continuous steaming stream from a diner-style pot. Next: Irish whiskey, delivered in a dramatic long pour all along the line of waiting glassware. Last comes the cream—aged for half a week and then lightly whipped in a milkshake blender—ladled gently from a metal pint glass like a fluffy floe.

The pattern will continue all day long—filling anywhere from 2,000 to 3,500 glasses—until the bartender’s white jacket sleeves are spattered with coffee and the century-old tavern shutters at 2 a.m.

Whenever I go to San Francisco, I always stop in at the Buena Vista Café for four to seven Irish Coffees.