This is hilarious. The best is Nokia.
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Amplified: The Price Is The Price. Pay It.
Jim and Dan discuss different approaches of growing a business, taking advertising, and building audience. They also chat about past and future logos, the history of iTunes, the Diamond Rio, lame Apple rumors, the Apogee Jam, Amplitube, AmpKit, and more.
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Doesn’t Google make its revenue from ads? Sucks when even your own users hate you.
“Scroogled”
Now this is a great campaign from Microsoft. They’re going straight for Google’s heart.
Every Apple TV ad ever made in a YouTube playlist
One industrious YouTube user gathered together 485 videos that represent every Apple TV ad ever. I honestly don’t know if it’s really ever ad ever, but it’s really cool.
[Via TNW]
Cheetahs running in slow motion
Great video from National Geographic. […]
HP, Autonomy allegations heat up
Hewlett Packard Co rebuffed a request by former Autonomy Chief Executive Mike Lynch to detail accusations of accounting fraud leveled against the British software company and its former executives, and challenged Lynch to submit to questions under penalty of perjury.
HP was responding to an open letter that Lynch shot to HP’s board on Tuesday, asking for specifics of the U.S. company’s allegations that Lynch and former Autonomy executives inflated revenue and gross margins, which HP said last week forced it to take an $8.8 billion writedown on Autonomy’s value.
It really appears that both sides think they have something on the other. If Lynch really did do something, wouldn’t he just go hide and count his money? Now HP ups the ante with the “penalty of perjury” request.
It’s hard to know who has the upper hand here.
Like your iOS 6 clock? Mondaine sells ’em for wrists and walls
If you like the Swiss Federal Railways clock design in iOS 6 and you’d like to wear it or hang it on your wall, Mondaine is the place to get one.
La Grange
Love Billy Gibbons. […]
Oopsie
Arik Hesseldahl got to the bottom of rumors that Google bought ICOA Wireless:
But people within the company say that contrary to a press release posted on PR Web, Google has not bought ICOA, a Rhode Island-based player in public Wi-Fi Networks.
It fooled a lot of people this morning. Good job Arik.
History of the Hollywood sign
Fascinating how one of the most recognized landmarks came to be.
Amazon has no profits, but lots of faith
But what makes Amazon not just amazing but downright dangerous is that as a financial matter it has something even better than profits—the boundless faith of the investment community.
It’s truly amazing how the investment community treats Amazon differently than many other companies.
Never cause an accident with four old ladies — hilarious
This fellow was leaving a voicemail when he witnessed an accident between a man and four old ladies. What happens next is nothing short of hilarious. The Loop reader Jack sent this to me and said the guy’s laughter reminded him of me during Amplified.
The human body is worth $160
This helps to put things in perspective on how useless those Apple component cost breakdowns are by doing the same with your body.
Timeline 3D for iOS
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James Bond is a Time Lord
James Bond is a Time Lord. Really, it’s the only plausible explanation.
WTF people at Walmart
They probably don’t even know what they are fighting for.
Beards of Silicon Valley
The beard could take them all.
Fiona Apple cancels tour to care for her dying dog
Dogster:
Many people might call in sick from work to care for a sick and dying dog. But what if your job was going around to cities and singing heartfelt, cathartic songs in front of thousands of heartfelt, cathartic fans? Would you just stop all that to go home and care for your sick and dying dog?That’s exactly what Fiona Apple did.
She writes, “I will not be the woman who puts her career ahead of love and friendship. I am the woman who stays home and bakes Tilapia for my dearest, oldest friend.”
Anyone who has loved and known the love of a great pet, especially a dog, completely understands Apple’s decision. You can always go back out on tour.
21 images that sum up the history of SciFi
Every era in science fiction’s history has shown us a new vision of the strange and futuristic, and one image can spawn a million reflections in your mind’s eye.Here are 21 unforgettable pictures that showcase the whole history of science fiction.
They really do a very good job of capturing each SciFi era in a single image.
Xbox TV
Microsoft is building an Xbox set-top box. Multiple sources familiar with Redmond’s plans have confirmed to The Verge that the company plans to introduce a low-cost alternative to its Xbox console, designed to provide access to core entertainment services. The move will allow Microsoft to further increase its presence in the living room, providing consumers with a choice between a set-top box or a full next-generation Xbox console.
Xbox is a strong brand for Microsoft. This is an interesting plan.
Tokens
Tokens makes it remarkably easy to generate, share, and track promo codes for your iOS and Mac apps.
I don’t believe there is a single Apple developer that wouldn’t find this useful.
Amplified: Conjuring Up Demons
Jim and Dan discuss the new Apple TV ads, the Microsoft Kin and Surface, the Bruins toaster, Black Friday, the Lufthansa iPad Heist, holiday bundles, AC/DC in iTunes, paying for music, and the Jackson 7-string.
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Fake Apple Smart Covers on Amazon
Something to keep in mind if you’re shopping for an iPad Smart Cover or Smart Case heading in to the holidays: not all of them are created equal, especially on Amazon.com. For many of us, Amazon is a natural place to order an iPad cover or case as a gift this holiday. But as dozens of complaints on the site show, many of the “Apple Smart Covers” or “Apple Smart Cases” for sale on Amazon are not actually sold by Apple and are not the genuine article.
Be careful and be sure what you are buying is the real thing.
“Pile of shit”
These internal Microsoft videos, provided to Wired by a person who worked on the project, show focus groups testing the ill-fated Kin. According to our source, these are pre-production models that changed very little from the shipping product, although “performance improved some prior to shipping.” Watch them, and you can readily see why the project tanked: Kin phones just weren’t usable. Or, as our source described them, they were a “pile of shit.”
Why should we believe that the latest round of Microsoft products are any better?
Apple’s Black Friday event
They don’t say if there will be special prices for any products, but they are planning something.
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Peacefully grant the State of Canada to withdraw from the United States of America
A petition on The White House Web site. It has 64 signatures.
Do Twinkies have an indefinite shelf life?
Snopes:
Claim – Hostess Twinkies have an indefinite shelf life.Fact – Twinkies have a shelf life of twenty-five days, not seven years, and certainly not fifty years. Even so, twenty-five days is an unusually long time for a baked product to stay fresh. The secret to Twinkies’ longevity is their lack of dairy ingredients: because dairy products are not part of the formula, Twinkies spoil much more slowly than other bakery items.
After the news of the shuttering of the company, this urban legend quickly made its way around Twitter. Like most urban legends, it turns out to have no basis in facts.
How does GPS know where you are?
Mashable:
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blockquote>We take for granted how easy it is to get around these days. A decade ago, when my friends and I were turning 16 and getting our driver’s licenses, a big, fat Thomas Guide was the gift of choice — I mean, how else would you find your way around the city? Then TomTom, Magellan and Garmin came around. And now, with the proliferation of smartphones, maps of the entire world are in the palm of our hands.
But even when maps go awry, we tend to take the technology for granted. Here’s an explanation of how GPS navigation works — so you can appreciate it a little more the next time it gets you where you need to be.
It really is a wondrous and remarkable piece of technology.

