iMore has once again put together a transcript of today’s Apple earnings conference call with analysts. If you don’t get a chance to listen to the call, it’s always worthwhile to read Tim’s comments.
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Apple posts quarterly revenue of $45.4 billion
Apple on Tuesday posted quarterly revenue of $45 billion, which is up from the $42.4 billion reported in the year-ago quarter. […]
Steve Bartman receives 2016 Chicago Cubs World Series Championship ring
Amazing. If this headline didn’t mean anything to you, this from the Steve Bartman incident Wikipedia page:
The incident occurred in the eighth inning of Game 6 of the National League Championship Series (NLCS), with Chicago ahead 3–0 and holding a three games to two lead in the best of seven series. Moisés Alou attempted to catch a foul ball off the bat of Marlins second baseman Luis Castillo. Bartman reached for the ball, deflected it, and disrupted the potential catch.
That moment was seen as a huge turning point in the Cubs fortunes. Instead of holding on to the lead and moving on to the World Series (at the time, the Cubs had the longest World Series draught in baseball), the Cubs went on to give up 8 runs in the inning, lose the game, then lose the next game, ending their World Series hopes.
This was a huge story at the time, with Bartman’s life being turned upside down. Huge blame was heaped on him by an entire city. Remarkable and terrible.
The Cubs giving Steve Bartman a World Series ring is a terrific act of forgiveness.
Apple now allows 10,000 people to beta test apps
Now you can gain even more valuable feedback by inviting up to 10,000 users to beta test your apps before you release them on the App Store.
That’s great.
Siri’s job
Ben Bajarin:
The key behavior usages between both assistants is not a surprise since Google is, and will always be, better than Siri at searching the web. Google’s mission is to organize the world’s data and they will do that better than anyone. Therefore their AI agent will always be the best at search. The challenge we have today with consumer sentiment around Siri is with its weakness for general Internet search. If consumers do this regularly and want to use a voice assistant for searching and general information queries, Siri is not going to beat Google. Apple’s challenge is to help consumers understand the jobs where Siri is best.
I agree with Ben with everything in this article. My problem is that I tried to use Siri to schedule appointments and do some of the life duties that it’s supposedly so good at. The problem is, it didn’t work that well, and when something doesn’t work well, I stop using it. That’s what happened with Siri for me.
The new Siri could be the most amazing assistant at managing my life that AI has ever seen, but I’ve lost so much confidence in using it, that I may never find out. Instead of fighting with Siri to get something done, I’ll just manually add an appointment or reminder myself.
My most used Siri command these days is: “Set a timer for 5 minutes.”
Siri does that really well.
HBO hacked
“As most of you have probably heard by now, there has been a cyber incident directed at the company which has resulted in some stolen proprietary information, including some of our programming,” HBO Chairman Richard Plepler wrote in a message … Continued
Fender Mustang GT guitar amps
I haven’t had a chance to use these amps, but it looks really nice. Fender has some of the most iconic amps ever made, so if you’re looking for a way to try out some digital models, you should take a look at these.
Carpool Karaoke: On the Road Again
Some of these episodes look pretty good.
Apple fails to end lawsuit claiming it ‘broke’ FaceTime
U.S. District Judge Lucy Koh ruled late on Friday that iPhone 4 and 4S users can pursue nationwide class action claims that Apple intentionally “broke” FaceTime to save money from routing calls through servers owned by Akamai Technologies Inc.
This is absolutely ridiculous. Times change, technology moves forward.
Retail’s most profitable square footage
To paraphrase The Talking Heads, “Same as it ever was.” Apple has been the leader in this metric almost since the first store opened and it hasn’t even been close for years. Remarkable numbers.
Amazon misses profits, but analysts stay bullish
A steeper-than-expected drop in quarterly profit rattled some Amazon.com investors, but Wall Street analysts remained largely bullish about the company’s aggressive spending plans.
This remains one of the most amazing trends in the tech industry. No matter what happens to Amazon, analysts stay bullish. Any other company would be trying to explain that everything is okay, but Amazon gets a free pass every quarter.
Can Apple grow a forest
Lisa Jackson, Apple’s lead on Environment work, and a group of colleagues went out to dinner one night. They ate, drank, and came up with a plan to ensure almost 1 million acres of forests are responsibly managed by 2020.
This is what I love about Apple—they aren’t just about getting products out to consumers, they think about everything along the way, including the impact they have on the environment.
Cheers, Lisa Jackson!
Apple store approved for Carnegie Library
Apple has finalized terms with Events DC, the official convention and sports authority for the District of Columbia, to lease a portion of the Carnegie Library at at Mount Vernon Square, described as a newly transformed convention and entertainment district in downtown Washington D.C.
That is going to be a beautiful store.
Goodbye iPod, and thanks for all the tunes
Poor one out for the iPod. I get why they are no longer “needed” in Apple’s lineup but they will always have a soft spot in my gadget-loving heart.
There’s a genius street artist running loose in New York, and let’s hope nobody catches him
This street art is absolutely brilliant.
Apple adjusts iPod Touch prices and storage
After removing the iPod nano and Shuffle, Apple has now adjusted the price of the iPod Touch.
iPod nano and iPod shuffle removed from Apple store
While the company is still selling the iOS-powered iPod touch, the smaller, less expensive media players are nowhere to be found.
I suppose it had to happen at some point.
Amazon’s Jeff Bezos becomes the world’s richest person
When markets opened on Thursday, Bezos had a net worth of $90.6 billion, putting him $500 million ahead of Microsoft founder Bill Gates. Amazon stock opened up 1.6% on Thursday, adding $1.4 billion to Bezos’ net worth.
That’s just an incredible amount of money.
The Tasty One Top by BuzzFeed
I had no idea BuzzFeed was developing and selling hardware and this may be a complete bust but the idea – cooking made easier through technology – is one I can get behind as a beginning cook myself.
Macpaw acquires The Unarchiver
Not sexy news but for us old timers who remember the days of Stuffit Expander and the like, this is kind of interesting. The Unarchiver is my app of choice for the job and I’m glad to hear it will continue to exist.
Man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans
You know that thing where you open a canister of peanuts and a spring loaded snake pops out, scaring the heck out of you?
Take a look at the second picture in the linked story. I will never ever open a Pringles can again without first shaking it.
Creepy.
Apple ordered to pay $506 million to university in patent dispute
A U.S. judge on Monday ordered Apple Inc to pay $506 million for infringing on a patent owned by the University of Wisconsin-Madison’s patent licensing arm, more than doubling the damages initially imposed on Apple by a jury.
There is a second lawsuit pending that alleges later Apple devices also infringe on the patent. Apple is appealing.
Trump says Apple will build three manufacturing plants in U.S.
“I spoke to [Mr. Cook], he’s promised me three big plants—big, big, big,” Mr. Trump said as part of a discussion about business-tax reform and business investment. “I said you know, Tim, unless you start building your plants in this country, I won’t consider my administration an economic success. He called me, and he said they are going forward.”
Apple declined to comment.
I guess Tim won’t be giving Trump any secret information on the next iPhone.
Assembling the Porsche 911 Turbo S
I want to visit the Porsche factory one day.
Stone Sour’s Christian Martucci talks guitars
Great guitarist and we like a lot of the same players.
Adobe announces Flash is dead
Adobe on Tuesday announced that Flash is dead, but not until the end of 2020. This will presumably give any developers still using the technology to move to another platform. […]
The most improved Apple app in iOS 11
I’ve been using iOS 11 betas for a while now and one of the apps that I’m really impressed with is Maps. I don’t know why, but I use mapping apps a lot to test them out—it’s a strange habit that I developed years ago and I still do it today.
Linkin Park’s Bennington filmed Carpool Karaoke before his death
Earlier this month, the band tweeted an on-set photo with Bennington pictured alongside Linkin Park band members Joe Hahn and Mike Shinoda, and Ken Jeong, best known for his role as Ben Chang on the NBC sitcom Community.
I really hope Apple airs this episode.
Apple appoints Deirdre O’Brien to lead human resources as vice president of People
“vice president of People” sounds….odd.
The Dalrymple Report Podcast: With Guest Rene Ritchie
Rene joins me this week to talk about all of the iPhone 8 rumors that have been swirling around lately and what they mean for the consumer and Apple.
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