I wonder if it would work if you were in a plane.
iPad battery sanity
Lex Friedman:
Your new iPad’s battery is fine. Despite some media reports suggesting that Apple’s newest tablet suffers from a pair of battery-related issues, Macworld’s own research concludes that the third-generation iPad’s battery works as designed, and that customers needn’t fear harming the battery by over-charging it.
Ampkit 1.3
AmpKit is the ultimate guitar amps, effects and recording app for iPad, iPhone, and iPod touch, now with iPad Retina display graphics and an even greater selection of gear in the Gear Store, including the first full-featured, modern bass amp … Continued
The stupid continues
There is just too much stupid to mention with this one.
Speaking of Windows 8 sucking
Troy Wolverton for the Mercury News:
My conclusion: For PC users, Windows 8 is a major misstep.
Windows 8 fail
Tim Bajarin:
This is a very important OS for PC vendors and most are betting their companies on it for any future growth. I am just not convinced that it will be a raging success out of the gate without the proper optimized alternate input that matches the touch input that is supposed to be the center of Metro’s real user value.
Windows 8, the new Vista.
Les Paul’s guitars up for auction
Julien’s Auctions is proud to present Property From The Estate of Les Paul. Les Paul not only revolutionized the sound of the electric guitar, but also the technology behind modern day sound recording.
Incredible.
Sidekick

This has to be the most amazing sponsor page ever made. The guys at Oomph made this page to promote Sidekick as the sponsor on The Loop this week. (Tip: click on the lightning bolt on the right hand side).
Sidekick is a stealthy little Mac app that automatically updates laptop settings based on where you are. It takes care of annoying tasks so you can focus on what you need to do.
Every Apple design ever in 37 seconds
Amazing how many of the products in this video that I’ve owned.
Polish Parliamentarians on using iPads
Krystian Kozerawski interviewed Polish Member of Parliament John Godson on how he uses his iPad. The link is translated using Google.
Angry Birds Space downloaded 10 million times in three days
I’ve still never played a single game of Angry Birds.
Free Glyph icon set
Some good stuff in here.
Woman sues Apple after walking into glass doors
Paswall claims that she didn’t realize that she was walking into a wall of glass as she approached the store, and says that she broke her nose as a result of the collision.Her suit claims that “the defendant was negligent … in allowing a clear, see-through glass wall and/or door to exist without proper warning.”
Don’t blame your stupid on someone else.
Screens
Many thanks to Edovia for sponsoring The Loop this week with Screens. Screens VNC for iOS and Mac. It just works.
Josh Topolsky says Mike Daisey had to lie
Josh Topolsky:
Mike Daisey is not a hero, but I’m not sure he’s a villain either.He leaned into his lies to sell tickets to a show, to get on network TV, to make money and get famous. But along the way — either on purpose or by accident — he opened a lot of eyes.And that’s the truth.
Bullshit.
Daisey made up some horrendous lies about Foxconn and Apple that never should have been told. He didn’t open anyone’s eyes. Rather, he infuriated the population with false stories of abuse, caused harm to the reputations of both companies and many of its executives, including Steve Jobs and Tim Cook.
Apple has been auditing its factories since 2007 and making conditions better for workers — that’s before Mike Daisey came along and they’ll be doing it after he leaves the public eye. Why? Because it’s the right thing to do. In fact, much of the information that media organizations use against Apple comes from the reports it makes public.
There is no reason to make excuses for Daisey or his lies.
Globalization
Om Malik:
Unlike the past, when Coca Cola, Levi’s and McDonald’s were icons of globalization, today the brands are very different. They aren’t entirely American, but instead very global.
I remember when seeing a European brand was odd, but not so much anymore. It really is becoming a small world.
Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine-themed van for sale
Stock that baby up with Heineken and we’re on the road.

TH2 guitar amp software
Imagine you have a tool to express your talent with the best tone ever. Imagine people listening to your guitar tracks and saying “wow! how did you get that killer tone?!” Imagine you have more than 160 models including Randall, … Continued
Consumer Reports gets torched over iPad tests
Adam Satariano for Bloomberg:
To many, the incident showed Consumer Reports is now chasing page-views on the Web instead of actually doing a public service.
Satariano quoted me, Marco Arment and MG Siegler.
Heineken Pancakes
Heineken everything!
Android fragmentation
The following pie chart and table is based on the number of Android devices that have accessed Google Play within a 14-day period ending on the data collection date noted below.
Collection date was March 5, 2012.
Guitar Rig 5.1
This update provides the following new features, fixes and improvements:Mid/Side Splitter: Split the signal into mid and side channels for a whole new approach to stereo processing.Global Sidechain: This global component applies sidechaining to the whole signal chain. Essential for frequency-specific compression and more.Favorites Tab: Fast access to the components you use most. This new tab automatically groups the components and presets you use regularly.New Demo Mode: Just drag the effect you want to try into your rack and take it for a spin. No re-starting, no need to change modes.
Guitar Rig is one my favorites.
Marshall Fridge
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!
But Bud? Really?


Gruber on the 4.6-inch iPhone screen
Good point.
‘Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet’ film trailer
Official trailer for the new documentary film, ‘Jason Becker: Not Dead Yet’.
Creepy Google
TNW:
The patent discusses the technology to analyze the background noise during your phone call and serve up ads for you based on the environmental conditions Google picks up on. Yeah, that’s creepy.
Don’t be evil.
[Via Ben Brooks]
56% of users install games first on a new iOS device
That’s pretty impressive. It shows what’s really important to a lot of users.
Fighting the stupid
Remember yesterday when an iPad user watched hours of video and was surprised when his data allotment ran out? Today, I bring you another tale of woe. […]
Microsoft says Windows Phone will outsell Apple in China
Bloomberg:
Microsoft Corp. (MSFT), the world’s largest software maker, said its Windows Phone operating system will propel it past Apple Inc. (AAPL) in China’s smartphone market as its partners release devices costing as little as $158.
Microsoft is losing its mind. Maybe they’ll hold another mock funeral for the iPhone because that worked so good for their iPod strategy.
Photoshop CS6 beta download
Adobe posted a beta of the upcoming version of Photoshop CS6 on its labs web site.