Apple posted a page on cleaning your Apple Card. This is real.

One particular highlight from the page:

Some fabrics, like leather and denim, might cause permanent discoloration that will not wash off.

I have to say, this is some upper echelon marketing. Can you imagine if Capital One or CitiBank sent you instructions on cleaning your credit card?

But there’s more.

Not sure what factors came into play here, but here’s one user’s card after two months in a leather wallet. Not so precious.

Also, there’s a new Apple Card Twitter account. Kind of hoping for some Wendy’s / Burger King level comedy, but I won’t hold my breath. Until the other credit card companies get together and create accounts to get this rivalry started.