In the wee hours, a loud evacuation alarm went off at London’s Young Vic theatre, repeatedly (for hours) blaring the message:

“Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Due to circumstances beyond our control, it has become necessary to evacuate the building. Please leave the building immediately by the nearest exit. Do not use the lifts.”

This led to a deliciously caustic review from a neighbor.

Great writing. Well done.