Yearly Archives: 2012

SNL lampoons iPhone 5 complaints

Saturday Night Live’s “Tech Talk” segment parodied complaints about the iPhone 5, pairing off whining tech journos with very unsympathetic Chinese factory workers.

Jump Desktop

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It is the easiest, the fastest and most secure way to get to your computer.

$250,000 Steinway Speakers

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WIRED:

For most of the demo, we were running between 5 and 10 watts of power into the LS Concerts — all that’s required to drive the speakers this light and fast. Even at that level, they were loud. Like, really loud. We were pushing roughly 120 decibels out of the LS Concerts, and the sound was absolutely glorious.Tim reluctantly turned it down a few notches when a candle came tumbling off the fireplace mantle.

Holy crap. I’d never pay that kind of money for “just” a set of speakers but I’d really like to hear what they sound like in that kind of environment.

FTC may bring antitrust case against Google

The majority of top decision-makers at the Federal Trade Commission believe that an antitrust case should be brought against Google Inc, meaning the search giant could soon be headed into tough negotiations, three people familiar with the matter said.

World of Heineken

Om Malik is in Amsterdam and stopped by Heineken. I’m so jealous.

Kindle sold ‘at cost’

Amazon Chief Executive Jeff Bezos confirmed on Thursday that the online retailer sells its Kindle e-reader “at cost”, with profit coming instead from sales of online content.

That’s one way to do it I suppose. Or you could just design great products and make money on all of it.

NextGuide updated with iTunes, Hulu, Netflix, Amazon

NextGuide, my personal favorite TV Guide app (that I built at the company I run), is now updated to include Amazon Prime and Amazon Instant Video alongside live TV, Hulu Plus, iTunes, and Netflix. It’s really a great experience to browse all providers simultaneously and to search for shows and actually know where they are watchable.

Looks very interesting.

Watching ‘Looper’ in a theater? Bring headphones

CNET:

To encourage repeat viewings of his latest flick, writer-director Rian Johnson released an audio commentary track that you can listen to on your iPod.The director of the sci-fi action movie “Looper” wants you to bring an iPod into the theater to listen to details of how each scene was filmed.In a Tumblr post, Johnson, who also directed the AMC TV show “Breaking Bad,” provides a downloadable MP3 file to be played during the movie.

This is a really interesting idea and I wonder if it will catch on. I’m a huge fan of commentary tracks on DVDs.

A $15 quadrillion dollar phone bill

Huffington Post:

There are large phone bills and then there are insane phone bills. Solenne San Jose, a woman from Pessac, in the Bordeaux region of France, received an utterly insane one.After she terminated a contract with the phone company Bouygues Telecom early, San Jose was told that she would have to pay a cancellation fee. The bill she received was for a mind-blowing €11,721,000,000,000,000, the Herald Sun reported. That’s around $15 quadrillion.

The best line in the story is, “San Jose had a hard time convincing the phone company that was the case.” WHY!? How hard should it be for even a mindless bureaucrat to acknowledge that the bill might just be incorrect?

Canned PB&J Sandwich

ThinkGeek:

A Candwich Canned Sandwich is one tasty DIY treat, just waiting for you to crack it open. When you pop the top of your Candwich Canned Sandwich, you’ll hear an audible hiss of magic, and out will spill the contents to make one yummy sandwich. And best of all, each Candwich Canned Sandwich has a 1 year shelf life…

I almost threw up just reading about this.

This stupid will make your head hurt

I don’t think so, and the TechBargains.com survey strongly suggests iPad mini is a foolhardy endeavor.

Don’t blame me when your head hurts. Even his own readers make fun of him.

This week’s piece of shit article from Forbes

Larry Magid:

…but let’s not get too excited about Apple once again catching up with its competitors.

Wait, Apple invented the modern tablet and yet they are catching up to the competition?

I’m predicting a snooze fest not because of lack of interest in the product or lack of theatrics during the announcement but because I’d be very surprised if we see anything incredibly revolutionary relative to what we’ve seen in other tablet announcements.

So let me get this straight. If Apple sells a gazillion new tablets and people are excited, it will be a snooze fest? But if they don’t sell any, it will probably be a failure, right?

The only snooze fest is that article.

Partysaurus Rex

“Partysaurus Rex” is a new short film from Pixar shown in theaters before Finding Nemo 3D. Also online, thanks to Disney.

Apple’s rumored Oct. 23 iPad mini event

John Paczkowski:

People familiar with Apple’s plans tell us that the company will unveil the so-called “iPad mini” on Oct. 23 at an invitation-only event.

Yep.

Smartwatch concept

I like this. Lennart Ziburski didn’t just do a shrunken iPhone, but a whole new concept.

The five most unpleasant sounds in everyday life

The Guardian:

Scientists from Newcastle University have drawn up a table of the least pleasant sounds we may encounter as part of everyday life.They tested reactions to 74 different noises both in outward response and more closely via small changes in the brain.The results are published in the latest issue of the Journal of Neuroscience and show, among other things, that acoustically anything in the frequency range of around 2,000 to 5,000 Hz was found to be unpleasant.

I’m not going to tell you what they are – you’ll have to click through to see for yourself. Then, you will be forced to listen to them out of curiosity. Then you will find yourself in pain – just like I was.

This electric motorcycle could be the best of both worlds

New York Times:

Zipping around on a motorcycle can be fun, but being in a downpour or an accident on one is not. Driving a car is safer and more comfortable, but traffic and parking can be annoying. What if you got rid of the bad parts of both?You might end up with something like the C-1, an electric motorcycle that looks as if it came out of the movie “Tron.”

As a rider myself, I have a hard time calling this thing a motorcycle but as a “single person urban transport vehicle”, it’s kind of interesting. Make sure you watch the video from the company to see how the fascinating gyroscopes work to keep the “rubber side down”. It will be interesting to see if this ever becomes a real shipping product.

Apple hires Samsung chip designer

The gadget maker has hired Jim Mergard, a 16-year veteran of Advanced Micro Devices who was a vice president and chief engineer there before he left for Samsung. He is known for playing a leading role in the development of a high-profile AMD chip that carried the code name Brazos and was designed for low-end portable computers.

Put up or shut up Google

John Kirk with a message for Eric Schmidt:

The proof is in the profits. If you don’t the have profits, you don’t have the proof. And if you don’t have the proof, then please, just stop talking.

Schmidt also said that the majority of TVs would have Google in them by now too. How’s that working out for you Schmidt?

Some people shouldn’t be allowed to write

Farhad Manjoo in July, more than two months before the iPhone was announced:

And yet the iPhone sure has become boring, hasn’t it? I find it difficult to get worked up, anymore, about Apple’s signature mobile device. Last month, I yawned through the company’s announcements at its developer conference.

Farhad Manjoo in October after actually using the iPhone 5:

Hold Apple’s latest gadget for just a few minutes and you’ll marvel at the existence of such a remarkable object.

And writers wonder why readers lose trust in them. Here’s a thought — why not wait until you actually get to use a product before blasting it as boring. I know, it’s a crazy thought.

The Samsung Galaxy S3 Mini

Wait, I thought Samsung thought bigger was better? Now it seems to be back to throw anything against the wall and see what sticks.