∞ Apotheker takes home $25 million severance from HP

CNN:

On the job as chief executive for not even 11 months, Leo Apotheker will leave HP a wealthy man: He has already taken home most of his $1.2 million annual salary, a $4 million signing bonus, and an additional $4.6 million awarded for relocation assistance and to offset payments that he forfeited from his previous employer, SAP.

As John Gruber said, the only thing Apotheker didn’t do was set HP’s campus on fire.