∞ Gruber offers humorous translation of Apple's iPhone 4 letter

Every once in a while I come across something that is just so funny, I have to let everyone know. Today is one of those days. Daring Fireball’s John Gruber posted a “translation” of Apple’s letter on Friday explaining the problems with the iPhone 4 reception and what they are doing to fix it. It’s hilarious.

Apple’s PR said:

To start with, gripping almost any mobile phone in certain ways will reduce its reception by 1 or more bars. This is true of iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, as well as many Droid, Nokia and RIM phones.

Gruber’s translation:

We cannot believe we’re getting shit for this.

Apple PR:

We have discovered the cause of this dramatic drop in bars, and it is both simple and surprising.


We are going to blame AT&T.

Translation From Apple’s Unique Dialect of PR-Speak to English of the ‘Letter From Apple Regarding iPhone 4’ [Daring Fireball]