CBC:

Tonight, we want our Canadians friends to feel at home. So this is not a dinner, it’s supper. We thought of serving up some poutine. I was going to bring a two-four. And then we’d finish off the night with a double-double. But I had to draw the line at getting milk out of a bag — this, we Americans do not understand. We do, however, have a little Canadian whisky. That, we do understand.

The text of the toasts given by President Obama and Prime Minister Trudeau are actually quite funny.