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The Beard Speaks: Requiem for Sexy Beard Pics Touch
Hello boys and girls. It’s time for another missive from everyone’s favorite facial hair, The Beard. I have to apologize for any delays in publishing the column this week. Body of Dalrymple was quite besotted from celebrating after both the Canadian Men’s and Women’s hockey teams demonstrated our utter superiority at the art of smacking [...]
The Beard Speaks: Hairworld Expo and Webcam spying
Well hello there! ‘Tis I, The Beard, here once again to share my inestimable wisdom with the masses.
The Beard Speaks: The iPad and crazy people
Jesús y Maria the iPad has finally been revealed. At last Face O’ Dalrymple and I can return to the great white North. Now that the speculation is over we can get down to the serious business of making fun of the idiots feverishly blogging about how the iPad is crap.
The Beard Speaks: Business lunches in Vegas
Greetings from San Jose! I wrote this piece at NAMM 2010! Or, more accurately, from a rocking party at NAMM. I was taking a break from the shenanigans at the show (did you see that picture of me partying with Gene Simmons) to bring you cats up to speed with my beardly goings-on. Also, Face [...]
The Beard speaks: Welcome to the Jungle
Greetings boys and girls, I bring you wondrous news from the majestic white North. I, the one, the only Beard of Dalrymple have deigned to grace you with my musings. Yes, ’tis true. I have graciously consented to take time from my busy schedule of straining hearty stews and preventing the crumbs that Jim insists [...]
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