Apple trapped me on iOS — perhaps forever

Mashable:

If you’ve never tried to break up with an iPhone before, I’ll tell you this much: It’s not easy. After a year on iOS following many more on Android, I wanted to prove to myself that I could leave Apple’s “walled garden” without feeling like I’d sacrificed something. In the end, I couldn’t do it, and I feel completely, painfully owned by the richest corporation on planet Earth.

The author may not realize it but this is actually a hilarious whine about just how good and consistent the iOS experience is.