9 things to ask Siri that your kids will find hilarious Posted on Thursday, April 6th, 2017 at 6:04 am. PTWritten by Dave Mark A solid list. Got more of these? Leave them in the comments.[H/T John Kordyback] Richard What phone is best? When will the world end? Make me a sandwich. Read me a haiku Am I stupid? Good morning. Who came first, the chicken or the egg? Etc… John Kordyback Give me a hint ErinZ Sing me a song (make sure to ask more than once…) sb what is your favorite color? M. Rudkins can you beatbox?