Every joke from ‘Airplane!’ ranked

Alex Kavutskiy:

We all sat down and watched Airplane!. We input every joke into a Google Excel Sheet, gave each joke a score from 1–10 (whole numbers only), set the document to automatically average the score for each joke, and, after the movie was over, we sorted the jokes from highest to lowest average score.

If you’ve never seen “Airplane” (what is wrong with you!?), these may seem like stupid, silly jokes. If you have seen “Airplane”, you’ll likely laugh out loud at these stupid, silly jokes. But you also might be surprised at what the number one joke was.