I’m glad this idiot won’t reproduce. Thank you, Apple! 😀
I am baffled why people are compelled to act, and be, so completely imbecilic. Some desperate cry for self glorification, “I matter too cause I celebrate the absurd”.
It’ll never last. He’ll leave her when a slimmer, younger model catches his eye.
This is beautiful! Love is love!
Dude, it’s 2016. You can’t just assume the iPhone is a she.
It’s performance art in the form of social criticism. The guy doesn’t really love his phone. He think’s he’s being clever. As most performance art I’ve seen, it’s pretty much pretentious nonsense.
Check the ports.
Ha! As soon as I walked away from computer I slapped my forehead and said “Doh!”.
You can now sing My Bumpy’s “I Was Right and You Were Wrong” song.
Will this be a legal marriage should the other guy win his 10 billion dollar suit against Apple?
Where do you think the iPod shuffles will come from if he doesn’t reproduce?
I’m glad this idiot won’t reproduce. Thank you, Apple! 😀
I am baffled why people are compelled to act, and be, so completely imbecilic. Some desperate cry for self glorification, “I matter too cause I celebrate the absurd”.
It’ll never last. He’ll leave her when a slimmer, younger model catches his eye.
This is beautiful! Love is love!
Dude, it’s 2016. You can’t just assume the iPhone is a she.
It’s performance art in the form of social criticism. The guy doesn’t really love his phone. He think’s he’s being clever. As most performance art I’ve seen, it’s pretty much pretentious nonsense.
Check the ports.
Ha! As soon as I walked away from computer I slapped my forehead and said “Doh!”.
You can now sing My Bumpy’s “I Was Right and You Were Wrong” song.
Will this be a legal marriage should the other guy win his 10 billion dollar suit against Apple?
Where do you think the iPod shuffles will come from if he doesn’t reproduce?
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