Super, double top secret photo of iPhone 7 that I found…

… In my beard.

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19 thoughts on “Super, double top secret photo of iPhone 7 that I found…”

  1. Seems a bit blurry and the screen is too small. I’m going with fake. Apple would never release something in purple.

  2. Looks like Apple ripped off Samsung on this one. Besides, this is old news. I saw this as being released from a Chinese factory. The Beard has pulled a fast one on you Jim.

  3. This clearly is an indication of Apple’s failings under Tim Cook’s leadership, (unless it does well, in which case it’s a product that clearly was developed by Jobs prior to his death).

  4. What the fuck is wrong with Apple!? Tim Cook needs to end Jony Ive’s reign of two-dimensional terror in the next 16 hours or Apple will be irrevocably damaged. Steve Jobs would never allow this!!

  5. Taking a queue from the Kindel: paper-(off)-white, and with Apple’s constant goal, also paper-thin!

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