Borowitz Report: Gates spends entire first day back in office trying to install Windows 8.1 Posted on Wednesday, February 12th, 2014 at 7:17 am. PTWritten by Dave Mark Just so spot on and damned funny! Borowitz is genius. [Via MG Siegler] James Hughes Good, hopefully this does SOMETHING to straighten out the situation. I spent days trying to install 8.1 update on one Windows PC only to give up and decide to leave it and all the other Windows PC’s at 8. Then of course, I shuffled back to my iMac and Mavericks. JohnDoey The funny thing is, if Gates were sent to Hell, then the perfect Dante-style ironic punishment would be for him to endlessly fail to install Windows.