How the media will report the Apocalypse


In early 2014, a series of devastating catastrophes bring about Armageddon. Papers of record like the New York Times soberly report this news.

Utterly hilarious. Thanks to Ian Betteridge for the link.

  • Tom

    I always figured it would be something along the lines of “Apple Store closures portend doom for company” “Apple stores close due to lack of customers, earthquakes, fire from sky” “Apple shares fall as no one left to buy shares”