How may We Hate You?:
A guest calls from their room.
GUEST: Can you send someone to come get my bags?
CONCIERGE: I can’t do that, but I can connect you to the bellman.
GUEST: No, no. I need you to call them. I’ve been mean to them all week so they’re not going to help me.
This is a hilarious follow up to the “Thomas Cook dissatisfied vacationer complaints” we posted yesterday.