how may we hate you?

How may We Hate You?:

A guest calls from their room.

GUEST: Can you send someone to come get my bags?

CONCIERGE: I can’t do that, but I can connect you to the bellman.

GUEST: No, no. I need you to call them. I’ve been mean to them all week so they’re not going to help me.

This is a hilarious follow up to the “Thomas Cook dissatisfied vacationer complaints” we posted yesterday.



  • Moeskido

    Brilliant. I’ve placed this in my RSS feed, right alongside “Clients from Hell.”

    • http://www.thediceguys.com Dean Lewis
      • Moeskido

        Haven’t seen that site for years. It is indeed great.

  • http://www.thediceguys.com Dean Lewis

    As I currently work in a hotel, I often wondered if the guests actually realized that being mean to the help gets them nowhere. It seems at least one does.