The Onion on why Miley Cyrus was the top story on CNN

It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple. It was an attempt to get you to click on so that we could drive up our web traffic, which in turn would allow us to increase our advertising revenue.

Great answer. It also explains the shitty tech stories we read everyday.

  • Herding_sheep

    Who cares about Miley’s lack of clothes? What really made me cringe was just how bad she was trying to act cool. She was trying way too hard. It reminded me of a dorky kid in high school trying desperately to act cool around the older kids.

    “If I stick my tongue out and shake my non-existant ass, I bet everyone will think I’m so cool. That will show everyone I’m not that Disney girl anymore.”

  • stsk

    I’m shocked. SHOCKED I tell you…