Vintage guide to the Internet

I made it 2:25 through and had to stop.



36 thoughts on “Vintage guide to the Internet

  1. Chris Hauk says:

    It makes it a bit easier to take if you just mentally add the words, “for porn,” to almost everything they say.

  2. scamper says:

    I had to dig around in the embed code for the source URL. Always show the source URL! Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A81IwlDeV6c

    (I have Safari’s FlashtoHTML5 extension on, so it’s possible that the Flash version is showing the YouTube link. I’m not seeing it though.)

  3. MrPhotoEd says:

    I made it to 1:14 and had to stop.

  4. Donald Michael Kraig says:

    The music: Oh, the pain! the pain!

  5. Donald Michael Kraig says:

    Okay. I made it to 3:18. If I watch any more I’m sure my head will explode.

  6. GadgetGav says:

    Oh wow. I almost could get past the ‘Adjust VCR tracking’ and then the music started…
    Was 1997 really like that? I suppose I didn’t have The Internet in ’97.

  7. Sidewinder says:

    I almost made it all the way through, now I feel dizzy and bleed from the nose.
    But honestly, folks, those were the days. I remember, when I set up my first internet connection, blocked the line for 48 hours and was cut short of pocket money for the remainder of the summer to pay for the 300 $ phone bill.

  8. Solowalker says:

    “Installed the internet”
    “Cybernet”
    “Chat lines”
    “Install the disc”

    Haha, oh wow. That’s just too much.

  9. johndhynes says:

    They’re not BACK slashes!

  10. hauth says:

    Ok, now I’m at 4:56 – I’m still waiting for THE NANNY to enter the room!

  11. Vera Comment says:

    that family is so square they don’t even fart.

  12. ChrisCMU says:

    Where is the music for that song. I have to install that on someone’s machine when their browser starts up.

  13. explodethis says:

    I watched the whole thing… it was fascinating in a ghastly sort of way. I was starting to wonder if I was watching the result of an overly-elaborate prank.

  14. CuJo YYC says:

    Rather like our pastime of adding “in bed” at the end of every fortune found in a fortune cookie.

  15. Space Gorilla says:

    Ah, I remember 1995, my first 14.4 kbit/s modem, building my first website, Yahoo! was still just a list. One of my sites was Yahoo’s Site of the Day, yippeeeee! I built a site that used spacer GIFs so you had to browse the page horizontally instead of vertically, I thought I was a genius!

  16. ProductiveMonk says:

    This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen. Gawd, I’m bleeding from my ears now.

  17. biansta says:

    no no no no no! EVERYBODY! you need to go ’till 3:36!!! really.

  18. biansta says:

    3:26, sorry.

  19. Moeskido says:

    I got my first ISP account in 1997. I can’t wait to watch this all the way through. I love bad industrials. They remind me why I’m glad I didn’t pursue tv acting as a profession.

  20. Dave Brandt says:

    I only made it to 1:11. Canadians are tough!

  21. Matt says:

    The mom is cute. If she were naked, or maybe in some lingerie, you could turn the sound off and enjoy it. 🙂

  22. CAugustin says:

    Strange. Comes across like a sales pitch. Lots of talk about how cool it is, but only tiny little facts. 6 minutes in when some facts show up. Is this the way kids have to be treated?

  23. Pacomius says:

    I wanna get that theme muzak as my ringtone

    Bwaahahahaaaaa! (add thunder sfx)

  24. Xander says:

    nope, made it to the phrase, ‘what does a seaarch engine do?’ and had to stop

  25. gjgustav says:

    To non-geeks. Geeks rolled their eyes at them in ’97 too.

  26. Hrunga Zmuda says:

    The damage from Windows had already begun. Control, not Command, Start buttons, it never ends!

  27. JT says:

    Kinda want to bang that mom.

  28. ProductiveMonk says:

    Why are both friends dressed up as TV test patterns? That director should be banned from making anything, anything at all….for life..

  29. trex67 says:

    Thank you. That was unwatchable, even for laughs.

  30. edjusted says:

    I only skimmed through this, but I’m actually sort’a kind’a thinking about sending this to my internet-challenged parents as an educational video…am I a bad son?

  31. bobrk says:

    Yeah, I couldn’t go any farther than that. But I beat Dalrymple, which is more important.

  32. Salome121 says:

    I’m waiting for them to sing “It’s Time to Change” because Peter’s voice is changing.

  33. Salome121 says:

    And, yeah, they look like Rolling Stones fans. (Note: I did not – could not – watch all the way through. I skipped to the end.)

  34. Sam B says:

    23 minutes in they search for free screensavers, then proceed to download a clearly marked mac-only .hqx file on Windows 95

  35. Sam B says:

    Also, after a few minutes of online stalking, I discover the blond girl is friends with the neighbor boy on Facebook. I’m surfing on the internet!

  36. Alan Stubbindeck says:

    Cripes, was this made on day 2 of the web?

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