The Onion: Samsung Apex

Do not watch this at work or around kids, but watch it.

  • satcomer

    That was pretty good. Th Onion hits a home run with this one.

  • Odi Kosmatos

    I applaud Samsung for finally doing their own thing.

    • TechManMike

      …..Doing their own thing……

  • Apple is doomed.

    • Agarun Ilyaguyev

      Indeed. There’s no way they’d be able to capture that portion of the market from Samsung.


      • Peter Cohen

        Apple’s version goes up the bum, but you wouldn’t BELIEVE what it does to massage your prostate.

        • Agarun Ilyaguyev

          Ah, well, there goes my lack of vision 😉

    • TechManMike

      Exactly. Apple won’t create it simply because it’ll be too confusing to have a product called iSuck. Mouthbreathers won’t be able to tell whether the product refers to Apple itself or their penises. Therefore they’ll complain about how Apple is too confusing, while getting a BJ.

  • stsk

    Really good that the bland resident troll has gotten a job…

  • Moeskido


    Now waiting for Topolsky to complain that this doesn’t exist yet.

  • I liked it, but I found the throw-away about the college student at the end even better.

  • lucascott

    I’ll wait for the second gen.