Leak floods Apple’s Fifth Ave. store

That’s terrible.



  • http://twitter.com/OssoBuco Ralph Kruse

    APPLE IS DOOMED

  • dtj

    That wouldn’t have happened if Steve Jobs was still around! His Rainwater Distortion Field was the best, bar none.

  • http://twitter.com/Kosmatos Odi Kosmatos

    Tim Cook said they would double-down on leaks and then this happens.

    • http://twitter.com/billyrazzle Billy Razzle

      Nice.

    • Dmitri

      We can all go home. Odi has won the Internet.

  • http://tewha.net/ Steven Fisher

    This is just another example of Tim Cook cutting costs.

    (Best part: Nobody will know if I’m serious or not.) ((Darn. I guess I ruined that.))

  • pawhite524

    1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.

    2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!

    3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…

    • lucascott

      Nope it’s from the Post, although the headline is total FUD. It was one corner, perhaps two demo iPads ruined. And it was handled within a couple of hours tops.

      • http://tewha.net/ Steven Fisher

        The headline is “Leak sends water pouring into Apple Store on Fifth Avenue.” That sounds pretty accurate?

        • lucascott

          And yet the Loop headline was ‘floods’. FUD.

          • http://tewha.net/ Steven Fisher

            Ah, fair enough, then. Though I think, really, that any amount of running water on a store floor qualifies as a flood. :)

  • pawhite524

    1st thing: This is from Onion News, right? IMO, This is additional proof if “Apple” is in the news lede, people will read the article.

    2nd thing: Awesome comments. I should not have taken a sip of my coffee before reading them. Kudos to all who posted before I did!

    3rd thing: Get into a boat or head for really high ground! When Samesung copies this it is gonna be bad…