Stream Bluetooth audio to your $6,000 toilet

Christopher Trout, Engadget:

Well it’s time you welcomed your posh posterior to the 21st century, because Kohler’s just released the second edition of its now $6,000 throne: the aptly named Numi Comfort Height.

Comes with USB and an SD card reader, too. My wife suggests that since there’s no built-in gaming system, we should declare Kohler’s attempt a fail.

  • No Apple-specific integration means no sale for me. Should at least support Siri-eyes-only.

    • Only if there’s a hack to address Siri as “Toilet.”

      “Toilet, what’s the weather like?” “Toilet, I have a meeting today at 11am.” “Toilet, what did Apple’s stock do today?”

    • Mother Hydra

      Siri, flush the toilet. Siri activate the water. SIRI MAKE THE WATER WARMER!!

      yeah something along those lines.

  • Mother Hydra

    Saddly I would use this. I regret the sad state of our restroom culture when I see what japan rocks daily. Even in a McDonalds.

    • Dennis Madrid

      I would use it too, I can’t see myself paying for it.

  • Luděk Roleček

    I bet sound is shit 🙂