Stop whining, sell your Apple stock, and fuck off

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Another lackluster Apple event…

No you moron, it was a shareholder meeting, not an event where things get announced.



  • kgbraund

    good one! :) These guys are like flies in summer.

  • http://twitter.com/djbressler David Bressler

    Thanks for the laughs.

  • http://twitter.com/DumaStudetto Duma Studetto

    It was an Apple event for shareholders. Things can and do get announced at shareholder meetings, just not the things that interest consumers. There was nothing announced that soothed angry investors who have seen the value of their shares plummet in recent months.

  • http://twitter.com/RoshuaJogers Joshua

    So much for a family friendly read.

    • http://twitter.com/Moeskido Moeskido

      Does your entire family peruse tech blogs?

      • http://www.tumblr.com/blog/his-divine-shadow His Shadow

        I routinely have Jim come over to entertain family members by reading his Loop headlines in the voice of Pee Wee Herman.

        • http://twitter.com/Moeskido Moeskido

          I’m assuming you have him tone down the language for your more easily-flustered elders, yes?

  • http://twitter.com/marcedwards Marc Edwards

    I know it’s early in the year, but I’d like to formally place my vote on this post for The Loop Headline Of The Year Award.