Swedish Chef: Cårven Der Pümpkîn Posted on Thursday, February 7th, 2013 at 4:36 pm. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple Love the chef. Shawn King Remember what happened the last time you pissed off the Swedes!? Moeskido Swedish Chef is how I like to imagine Rob Enderle sounds, reading one of his own articles. Jay Martin Ha! I always imagined it like the grown ups in Charlie Brown shows… Moeskido That works, too. Mother Hydra Bork Bork!