Get drunk, not fat Posted on Thursday, February 7th, 2013 at 1:51 pm. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple Find the lowest calorie alcohol. sincarne Thanks, Jim, that’s a start. Now can you find me the best light lager and ale? (I miss you, Ball Light Lager. Come back.) SV650 I’d rather drink less GOOD beer.Or just stick to the single malt Scotch……. Moeskido Strong case made for decent vodka on that list. Sergio Crown Royal #4… YES!!!