Get drunk faster with diet alcoholic mixed drinks

Looking to cut back on the calories in your cocktail by mixing, say, diet soda and rum? Well, get ready for the buzz.

According to the results of a new study, this combination will leave you drunker than if you’d mixed the liquor with a sugary, caloric mixer.

That’s assuming you’re some candy-ass lightweight that needs a mixer to begin with. I take my bourbon neat.