The Heineken Maneuver Posted on Friday, February 1st, 2013 at 11:30 am. PT Written by Jim Dalrymple This particular medical maneuver has worked for me for years. http://twitter.com/Moeskido Moeskido “Helga, Helga, vake up!” “Ach, vhat is it, Doktor Heineken?” “I have invented… a manoeuvre.” Apologies to Eddie Izzard.