The goddamn funniest thing I’ve read in a long time

Grant Howitt describing his experience at the Panasonic Toughpad press conference:

I think Panasonic has invented a new kind of pixel. A bendy pixel. I don’t understand. What does PPI stand for? What am I doing with my life? Why am I here in this basement in Munich at the age of 26 staring at a man fire a laser pointer at a graph? How did this happen? I wanted to be a Sky Pirate. I don’t understand any of this.

You have to go read this. It’s hilarious.

  • satcomer

    This site is down jim, you killed it 😉

    • Mother Hydra

      back up over in my corner of the intarwebs

  • Mother Hydra

    we need more gonzo-style tech journalism.

  • Winski

    I’ve actually been to that event some thirty years ago… Are they still going?? Is Bomber running on stage yet?? Are his clothes on fire??

  • Very good.

  • Very funny, very apt.