“No Microsoft products were reported stolen” Posted on Saturday, January 5th, 2013 at 9:14 am. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple There is no way you can read this and not laugh. NO WAY! http://twitter.com/PDelahanty Patrick Delahanty iPad 4 doesn’t exist? dr.no ipad 4 was released in November 2012 along with the mini. http://twitter.com/PDelahanty Patrick Delahanty I know. My point was that according to this article, it doesn’t exist. http://www.facebook.com/tcregas Tyler Regas Um… maybe a somewhat bigger picture would make this even funnier? You know, like… Much of the available stock of Apple products were stolen by the thieves. No Microsoft products were reported stolen. Tvaddic Seems fishy. Someone goes to an Microsoft campus full of security, to get an iPad 4, that isn’t released yet. I believe that someone would take an iPad over a Surface, but to go into a Microsoft building, and pass up the Microsoft stuff for an iPad seems weird. http://twitter.com/benroethig Benjamin J. Roethig Trust me Jim, I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning because of this. Domicinator I told my wife about this story and she thought it was from The Onion or something. http://twitter.com/nadyne Nadyne Richmond Except, of course, until you realize that Building 5 there is the one where the Apple Productivity Experiences team (that is, the team formerly known as the Macintosh Business Unit) lives.