“No Microsoft products were reported stolen”

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There is no way you can read this and not laugh. NO WAY!



  • http://twitter.com/PDelahanty Patrick Delahanty

    iPad 4 doesn’t exist?

    • dr.no

      ipad 4 was released in November 2012 along with the mini.

      • http://twitter.com/PDelahanty Patrick Delahanty

        I know. My point was that according to this article, it doesn’t exist.

  • http://www.facebook.com/tcregas Tyler Regas

    Um… maybe a somewhat bigger picture would make this even funnier? You know, like… Much of the available stock of Apple products were stolen by the thieves. No Microsoft products were reported stolen.

  • Tvaddic

    Seems fishy. Someone goes to an Microsoft campus full of security, to get an iPad 4, that isn’t released yet. I believe that someone would take an iPad over a Surface, but to go into a Microsoft building, and pass up the Microsoft stuff for an iPad seems weird.

  • http://twitter.com/benroethig Benjamin J. Roethig

    Trust me Jim, I’ve been laughing my ass off all morning because of this.

  • Domicinator

    I told my wife about this story and she thought it was from The Onion or something.

  • http://twitter.com/nadyne Nadyne Richmond

    Except, of course, until you realize that Building 5 there is the one where the Apple Productivity Experiences team (that is, the team formerly known as the Macintosh Business Unit) lives.