Peacefully grant the State of Canada to withdraw from the United States of America Posted on Monday, November 19th, 2012 at 7:03 am. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple A petition on The White House Web site. It has 64 signatures. Patrick Berry No! Don’t leave, Canada! We still love you. deviladv I blame Canada… good riddens CAugustin This isn’t real, isn’t it? Has to be some parallel universe leaking through its brane. Or a Heineken Conspiracy?! Shawn King It’s real. It’s stupid but it’s real. CAugustin Yeah, from where I live (old world) it looks like an April fool’s joke gone wrong (or not), but we don’t have April 1 – or have we? Darcy Fitzpatrick This is great.