Does your guitar say ‘I Am a Douchebag?’ Posted on Thursday, October 11th, 2012 at 11:54 am. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple That’s funny. Phae Deepsky Mine says total nerdlinger. SSteve My friend Steve (full name Stephen) plays a Telecaster so is doubly Saint Stephen. And don’t forget Saint Stephen’s fate: he got stoned.Being a bass player I thought for a second they should make one for bass but I immediately realized that the entire spectrum would be “Boring Loser”. Brian Beam Awesome. I always knew I was somewhere between workingman’s hero and a saint. Now I have positive confirmation… Owen Imholte Damnit, but I love the Parker Fly so much.