Does your guitar say ‘I Am a Douchebag?’

That’s funny.

  • Mine says total nerdlinger.

  • My friend Steve (full name Stephen) plays a Telecaster so is doubly Saint Stephen. And don’t forget Saint Stephen’s fate: he got stoned.

    Being a bass player I thought for a second they should make one for bass but I immediately realized that the entire spectrum would be “Boring Loser”.

  • Awesome. I always knew I was somewhere between workingman’s hero and a saint. Now I have positive confirmation…

  • Damnit, but I love the Parker Fly so much.