About beards Posted on Sunday, August 19th, 2012 at 8:02 am. PT Written by Jim Dalrymple Some things you might not know about beards. sporter Chicago Tribune redirects iPads to their homepage. Lame. quietstorms Jim, for the first time in a few years, I saw ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ and pictured you as Captain Lou Albano. Good luck to you. I’ve helped raised two girls since I was a kid and now I don’t want to have any. The early years may be sweet but the teenage years will push you to an early grave. Oh yeah, I still hate beards because I can’t grow one. http://ahylianhuman.me Rod Davis Too bad I can’t read the article because they want me to become some sort of member.