David Edwards for The Raw Story:
The 7-Eleven convenience store chain is now featuring a Slurpee-type machine that dispenses mashed potatoes and gravy.
The Huffington Post on Monday confirmed that the Maggi mashed potato vending machines were beginning to show up in stores in the U.S.
I used to think the Fleshlight attachment for the iPad (NSFW) was the end of civilization, but I’m pretty sure this takes the cake.
Can’t wait to hear what Patton Oswalt has to say about this. His rant on the “KFC Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl” is epic (NSFW language).