Ballmer is off his meds again

“But we are not going to let any piece of this [go uncontested to Apple],” shouted Ballmer. “Not the consumer cloud. Not hardware software innovation. We are not leaving any of that to Apple by itself. Not going to happen. Not on our watch.”

But that already happened on your watch.

  • “Surface marks the first time ever that Microsoft has tried… integrating its own hardware and software together in sleek products.”

    Uh, Zune? Well, maybe it didn’t qualify as ‘sleek.’

  • XBox, too.

    Ballmer keeps forgetting he’s not talking this trash to his own Sales teams.

  • Steven Fisher

    Ballmer wants his own reality distortion field, but he’s missed that it only works when you’re projecting something better than reality. It doesn’t cover bald-faced lies and bullshit posturing.

  • Player_16

    He’s doubling down!

  • swotam

    Time to get back on the Ritalin, the alternative therapy obviously isn’t working.

  • imthedude

    He’s also no letting Apple take any of the, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!

  • This is great news for consumers that Microsoft is going to continue driving its aggressive strategy forward. Healthy competition is what we want. Ballmer is an industry titan and will continue to take the fight to Apple and Google on behalf of the working man.

    • Jim H

      So funny.

  • It is great to see that Microsoft finally realizes that a decade of ignorance didn’t pay off. I really hope it will result in much better products and intense competition. After all, Apple products will also just get better with competition.