Apple washing machine Posted on Monday, June 25th, 2012 at 9:07 am. PT Written by Jim Dalrymple A good bit of humor on a Monday. I especially like the “Find My Socks” feature. MishQus I’d buy that thing in a heart beat if it would sort my socks – 2 of a kind per pair. RawBob Cute, but everyone knows that socks dematerialize in the DRYER. Pdkoenig After the G5, Apple is never doing a water pum again. And it would be a quad-drum machine that can wash your clothes as if it had a virtual 8 washer drums.