Do you want to know why people hate you Rogers? Try calling to order a data plan for your iPad or even calling tech support. That will make you so frustrated, you’ll know why most of the country hates you.

I called last Monday to put a data plan on my iPad — five days later, I’m still sitting here with no data plan. Here’s what happened:

• Call Rogers, they say I need a new 4G SIM card and then call them back. No problem, I go to the store and get one.

• Install SIM and call Rogers.

• They go through setting up an account, but couldn’t activate the Flex Plan.

• Rogers says the SIM card must have been activated already and I need a new one. But it’s new, how can that be?

• Back to the store with the iPad and ask them to set up the account.

• They set it up, but couldn’t activate the Flex Plan.

• Go home, wait for a few hours, get frustrated and call Rogers.

• I want to activate the Flex Plan. Rogers says the Flex Plan is only for telemarketing and asks where I got it.

• It’s listed on your Web site under iPad plans.

• Oh.

• No problem setting up a Flex Plan, says Rogers.

• Need to setup yet another account.

• Wait on hold for 30 minutes.

• Girl says she can’t activate the Flex Plan.

• She’s elevating the problem and will have an answer by Thursday.

• Wait for four days.

• Rogers calls on Thursday. I answer and they hang up on me.

• Friday morning comes, I’m pissed off and writing this.

After hours of driving, visiting stores and on the phone, I still don’t have a Rogers plan on my iPad.

Morons.