A look at tomorrow’s Apple event through the gimlet eye of a tech journo

Mat Honan for Gizmodo:

And unless you accuse the media of being biased towards Apple products, you should have figured out by now that none of us even care. Who cares. Nobody cares. We are all so jaded and cynical that if cow shit brought in an audience, we would all be sitting in a pasture, DSLRs in hand, waiting breathlessly for the next patty to fall. Or at least, many of us would.We cover what we cover because it’s what you want us to cover. And as long as the audience comes in, we’ll be there to receive you.

Brutal. Funny. And completely honest.