You should consider having sex with a bearded man Posted on Tuesday, December 27th, 2011 at 11:36 am. PTWritten by Jim Dalrymple Don’t be scared. Get freaky with a beard tonight. Anonymous Yah, baby!!! The CW excellent. Player_16 @VGISoftware: I noticed you whole-heartedly agreed to that. Steven Fisher I’d prefer not to. Moeskido Good grief. Considering what my beard looks like, I sure wouldn’t have sex with me. Moeskido Okay, after having seen that, I’ve changed my mind.Also, these guys are the cure for ZZ Top. Hilarious.